Lamp

Lamp, also known as Lake Doomfist or just Kale is the main ambassador for Samoa in the Alternet Fuck Realm and other realms like it.

He's currently located in Dustbowl, Australia, as Black Hustler and Officer Biggins are also, and is considerablely the most active of the three.

He also was the cause of the great intercontinental 'dude nice ' outbreak and the creation of the WELCOM/GUDBYE meme, even though he hasn't completed cuphead.

History
After being introduced by Black Hustler in the september of 1985. Lamp had been just some random fuck, rarely contributing to conversations or ideas in the early stages, however, the god emperor Ninjoj found a fondness for him. And made him feel welcome to this inevitable shitshow by prankcalling random techsupport whores.

Lamp is known as having a close association with Officer Biggins, due to them both being inducted into the cult at the same time however in these earlier stages, Lamp hadn't attended nearly as much as Biggins had, therefore in these initial stages he had faded into obscurity.

In the great discord uprising of 1987- Lamp had become a somewhat official member of the cult. Frequently attending meetings and sacrifices of the which, therefore gaining his 'relevence'.

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In mid 1987, Lamp and Retro had 'met up irl'. To discuss cult matters directly, and totally not because retro was in town and Lamp realised it was really easy to ditch the last to classes on a thursday. Therefore this famous meeting occured, inwhich they visited numeros landmarks, bought and tried Arizona Tea, took photos and overall had a great time. Later, they went back to Lamp's educational centre and vandalised some random kids book and then eventually ran into Black Hustler who had been waiting in a macdonalds for over 2 hours.

single handedly made luigi's mansion

Notable Abilities

 * Likes Death Grips unironically.


 * Increased resistance to beat downs from Black Hustler due to him spending 10 weeks in an intense labour camp with him.


 * Can speedrun Hotline Miami NG in 24 minutes and 24 seconds.


 * Has dogs that are loud.