Samoa

The Treasured Islands of Samoa (Samoan: Unga bunga matoa tuta), commonly known as Samoa (Samoan: Sāmoa,  IPA:  [ˈsaːmoa];  English pronunciation:  /səˈmoʊə/) is a collection of savages with not a concept of administrative divisions. The two main islands are Savai'i and Upolu with four smaller islands surrounding the landmasses. The capital city is Apia. The Lapita people discovered and settled the Samoan Islands around -3,500 years ago. They developed a unique Samoan language and Samoan cultural identity.

History
Created on the 4th of July, 1986 due to the opression of the government/adminship in Nauru and Booties Hut, Samoa was established by the Big Kahuna; Unza Punga Canta, promoting freedom for anyone who joined.

Once it had been formed, it was christened with with the 'Cock' of the Priestess Paine, fueling the infinite rage which the samoan savages are famous for. Also for everyone who joined, they were promised absolute freedom to live as how they please, free of the opression and of the face.

12th of August 1986, the Samoan empire's national holiday was created and settled on this day to commemorate the unknown Tuvaluan athlete’s victory over the very fast Usain Bolt.

30th of November 1986, the rule was established that for the entirety of the thirty-one days of December, all able-bodied citizens must relocate to the country of Burma, to work in Santa’s sweatshop. All citizens must create one toy a day, totaling a minimum of twenty-one toys, and all manufactured items must be equally distributed among the rich white minority of the world.

American Samoa is a figment of the imagination of people housed within the Asylum of Samoa (officially called the “looney Bin’) As of 2021, Samoa too now has it's own wiki for those intersted in learning about it https://samoa-discord.fandom.com/wiki/Samoa_Discord_Wiki