Teh BirdzMan

Teh Birdzman or the BirdzMan is the greatest being in the known multi realms. Teh Birdzman was never created, he has always been, and always will be, he is unkillable bird creating being, who semi fathered god when he was bored of floating through the infinite universe he created. So he decided to go and pleasure himself to some cosmic porn. On his way across his gigantic living room decorated with the heads of the women who failed to please him, he tripped on his pet cat Bobbyketchupapplesaucethe3rd (who would later give Birdzman the inspiration to temporarily cut off his left testicle to turn it into valvesoftworks.com) and fell onto a pencil, the same pencil he once used to perform open heart surgery on himself (though it was just for fun). After this, the blood that split out was to be the thing that created god, who many people built religions around. Billions of years later BirdzMan chose to exist in the waking world. Birdzman resembles a red sniper from the videogame Team Fortress 2. Equip with the holy hunter, marxman and sir hootsalot, this was mainly due to the birdsman flying forward in time to the year 2013 and he took and interest in the game. He changed his appearance to that of the red sniper with that loadout, just because he liked it. He went on to keep this appearance until he was one day pissed off at the cosmos he was currently residing in and his evil side shone through. His evil side is technically his brother. And when we say evil, we mean evil, the Birdzman may destroy and cause death, but his evil side just creates havoc in all areas (and does it boringly) He once through a large planet full of "Über hot space chicks" at another planet of Über hot space chicks of equal size. It was this event that caused the Birdzman to devour his evil side, he tied him up against a towering pillar of tf2 hats and absorbed him, right through his anus. And it was this day that he half re-emerged, making the birdman appear as a two faced man with 50% blue medic (with the angel of death, vintage tyrolean and blighted beak) and 50% original birdman. This re-emergal did not change the birdmans personality though, because he shoved his evil sides brain into his testicles, this caused the evil half to become the evil peice of skin inside the ballsack keeping the birdmans left and right testicles apart. His evil half eventually disapeared in 2015 after him becoming a resident of tr_walkway.