Bortus Maximus

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Bortus Maximus is a Martian Alien of the genus Gabagool. He suffers from radiation poisoning, which has lead to a bright over saturated look on his skin color.

Bortus is a general of the New Mars Army, and led the army in the great Daycare Wars of 2834 against Empress Grahamcracker and her crust punk army alongside Mongaloid TheMongaloid and OogieBoogierdelurd Ofmayonasayspageto, which led to him losing his left nut.

In the past Bortus has undergone plastic Surgery leading to his pupils being diluted in a inverted colour.

Bortus Maximus was banished to jupiter's moon for insubordination on 29 November 2016   and hasn't been seen since.

Bortus claims to own a big house, and is unable to speak english coherently.

Note worthy events -

☀Had Braces Removed in 22 August 2016

☀Arrested for shitting in a playground 23 August 2016 at Playground at Marine Cove

☀Got married on 21 August 2016

☀Left Fu Jen Catholic University on 28 March 1956

☀Started studying at Fu Jen Catholic University on 31 December 1905

☀Born on 31 December 1905